Willy Wonka Syndrome, Part 3

I went to my barber again this afternoon so I can get a haircut before I fly home to Manila for Christmas. While she was cutting my hair I asked her again to pull out any white hair that she sees.

“Sure,” she said while combing through my hair. “But I don’t see any white hair.”

“Really? Are you sure?”

“Yeah. Did someone pull it out for you?”

“No. You’re the one who pulled them out remember?”

“Well, I don’t see anything. Maybe they grow very slow.”

“Maybe.”

“So there. You look young again when you go fly home.”

“Nice.”